If this doesn't make you laugh....you're taking yourself to seriously!!

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TV Agent Man (to the tune Secret Agent Man)

There's a man who lives his life just searchin'
For TV People who want to be working
You won't be on your own
Just answer your damn phone
Don't piss him off by calling back tomorrow

He's my Agent Man
TV Agent Man
He will write the contract
You just sign your name

It's not just pretty faces he can find
He finds the one who actually have a mind
He knows the ladies fashion game
Though he claims he doesn't flame
I swear he could change teams tomorrow.

That's my Agent Man
Flaming Agent Man
It's all about thhe hair, dear
Don't you dare cut short your mane.

The Margaret Thatcher look annoys him.
Get your fashion impaird butt into the gym
He's very smart and slick
He'll get you hired quick
You could be in Minneapolis tomorrow.

He's my Agent Man
Yes, Thats my Agent Man
He will write the contract
You just sign your name